Late to the discussion, but you are more than welcome.

If I'd had a better grasp of PHP, I might have been more help.  That's 
literally the only time I've ever regretted not knowing PHP, though.  :-)

Bernie, your project was one of the most ambitious, clever, and sometimes 
hilarious efforts I've seen.  I enjoyed the discussions we had.  So thanks 
to you as well!

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Larry DiGiovanni